Wednesday, February 18, 2015

VGBA 19 - Heartbeats in Hyperspace

Heartbeats in Hyperspace
Funky beats + Electronica + Space setting + ???? = PROFIT!!!
Buy it here

Band - Crunk Witch
Sites -
Type of Album - Original Electronica.
Genres - Electronica. Rock. Chiptune. Dubstep.
Favorite Songs - Moonbase Blues and Clash Of The Droids.

Review - I realize doing two groups in a row that are video-game-like but not actually covering video game stuff is silly... However, I'm doing it anyways. Despite these reviews being Video Game Band focused, I don't mind branching out to some highly related bands, like electronica and chiptunes, that deserve some attention and love. I wouldn't bring this to your attention if I didn't think it was worth your time. And guess what? Crunk Witch fits that exact bill.

Now, up until a little while ago (around a week or so from this post's post date), I only knew Crunk Witch's name and hadn't actually given their music a shot yet. I regret not looking into them earlier. I saw them live alongside a favorite/friend of mine, Doug Funnie. (I've reviewed his material not too long ago right here.) The group is just a two person act consisting of one Brandon Miles and one Hannah Colleen. They seemed like delightful people and put on a pretty dang good show, despite the venue's lack of... I don't know what it was supposed to be. Interesting enough music that I'm glad I picked up a few of their albums. Enough about the people and places though, let's jump into the music!

Crunk Witch brings a very unexpected sound to the table. I'll be honest. I had no idea what their sound would be. Based on their name, I expected something a little more... crunk I guess? Like rap with some heavy wubs or hardcore dance music. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING! IT's like some kind of strange milkshake made with chiptunes, dubstep, punk, rock, and a couple other flavors. Despite this sounding like a strange shake, the flavor that came out was something not only different but really good and quite tasty. The best comparison I could think of was something like Professor Shyguy but with a dash of punk mixed in.

From the album's very first song, you truly get a feeling of being blasted into space. You explode into the atmosphere on a tasty chiptune-ary and then thrown into a great space battle with dubsteping. You almost can't help but want to get on down to the music. (Already beginning to see the reason for the name Crunk Witch...) There's so much beat and rhythm that you can feel it wash over your body as you try to hold back breaking down. As each wave of sounds hits you, you can taste all of the flavors of the music contained inside. It's pretty dang tasty to me, but it's not for everybody.

 Even beyond the great beats and sound, you still get some interesting and catchy lyrics. It's not hard to take a great beat and ruin it with vocals and lyrics, but these guys hit a really great mix between the two. Each track comes and goes with its own little story of adventures through space and time. There's a lot of romance-based ones, but that's a given considering the name and all. (Not a bad thing either!) Heartbeats in Hyperspace comes with a lot of story  The adventure through love and space is quite visible. You've got heroes, robots, bandits, lots of love, love spats, betrayal, intrigue, and still rocking with that killer beat. And when the final track comes to a close on Hyper Magic... You get this ending credits vibe from it and almost hate to see the journey finally come to an end... NOW!

Would I say this album is worth your time? Very much so.
Would I say that Crunk Witch is worth your time? Incredibly yes.
Thus, you should go out and scrap up a little Crunk Witch to get down and boogie with!


Pros - A very space-tastic album with a very incredible and original sound. Good rhythm and beat. Great vocals with clever and catchy lyrics.
Cons - Not much here if you can't accept the crazy milkshake of music and style contained within. I eagerly await more things from them!

~May the Crystals Guide Me~

Monday, February 16, 2015

VGBA 18 - The Cover Up

WELL! The original plan was to have this a few days after the release, but then I completely dropped the ball. Here it is regardless though!

The Cover Up
The Protomen are covering up something... classic rock!
The best I could find for album art at the moment.
Buy the album here!


Band - The Protomen
Sites - Home. Facebook.
Type of Album - Rock cover album.
Genres - Rock. Metal. Things along that line.
Favorite Song - The Trooper

Review - Time for something a little different! For those who don't know, The Protomen are a video game band of sorts, but rather than cover material from games, like most bands I review, they went out and crafted an original video game rock opera of sorts based on the Mega Man series. (Thus the name Protomen taken from the name Protoman.)

Now, generally the material The Protomen produce is original and goes kind of all over the place with genre. (Generally sticks to something of an 80s rock sounds though.) In more recent years though, they have been playing music covers and even released a couple cover albums. The first one was A Night of Queen. It was a live show of Queen covers. Great stuff! Definitely go give it a shot. And while we slowly wait for them to complete the epic tale of The Protomen in Act III... We are currently given a small taste of tasty Protomen beats with The Cover Up.

This cover album is filled to the brim with quite a few great and even some lesser known (to me) classic hits. For ease, I'll list what tracks are on here plus their original artist.
  1. Pick Up*
  2. Because The Night - Patti Smith Group
  3. Princes of the Universe - Queen
  4. Mr. Roboto - Styx
  5. No Easy Way Out - Robert Tepper
  6. Last Stop*
  7. In the Air Tonight - Phil Collins
  8. I Drove All Night - Cyndi Lauper
  9. Total Eclipse of the Heart - Bonnie Tyler
  10. Hunted*
  11. The Trooper - Iron Maiden
  12. I Still Believe (Great Design) - The Call
  13. Results*
  14. Danger Zone - Kenny Loggins
  15. Silent Running (On Dangerous Ground) - Mike + The Mechanics
* - These are skits.

It's a really diverse selection of songs. I only knew half of the tracks original artists and had to look up the rest. It's nice to see a group try to look around and pick a variety when they do something like this. It's the same awesomeness that came out of the Queen cover album. True, they did pick some well known and liked Queen, but they also went out of their way and picked a few lesser known (but still awesome) tracks.

Honestly? I don't have much more to say about this album. The only true negative I have to say... It's not Act 3! But if you are a Protomen fan, you know they are getting close to finishing it. They've been working on it for a while now... only 6 years. Like many fans, I've just been eager to get my ears on that new tasty album....

ANYWAYS! Beyond that, this is still a great album. Definitely worth a listen for those who enjoy some classic rock mixed in with a few extras. It's also got some bits for the true Protomen fans as well. On top of it all, you can get yourself a tape cassette (you read that right) copy of it alongside your digital copy for only $10! Do yourself a favor and get this great album while you wait in anticipation for Act 3.

Pros - Another great release from the legendary Protomen. Really well done covers of some classic rock songs. Still manage to throw in some story bits even among all the great covers.
Cons - It's not Act 3.


~May the Crystals Guide Me~