Thursday, March 12, 2015

Side Post!

As life goes on, we as people can always find something to talk about... or in this case, I've got something to complain about! It's nothing new if you really think about it, but here's my take on...

Recurring Fantasy Side Post Theater Proudly Presents...
Modern Video Games:
Less Video, More Game!


Before we get anywhere, just stop that thought right now. Like anybody, I'm allowed to have an opinion on things. This isn't going to be me harping about how old games are superior to newer games. It's not going to be that, so just sit back and read on.

I enjoy video games. I really do. It may not seem like it, but I've almost always enjoyed video games. I started at the young age with just a simple Game Boy. A lot of people I knew had full consoles to themselves, but I had to piggyback on others for the console. Eventually I got my very first console (a Nintendo 64) and life grew from there...

I've played quite a few games since then. More than I could count without having to really ponder on it all. Gaming has and will hopefully always be some part of my life. I like everything about games. The look and feel of graphics and an atmosphere as you play and explore. The music and sounds that help immerse you into the game's world. The action and adventure experienced as I work my way through gameplay. Video games are a great way for me to have fun, make friends, enjoy life, and inspires me in so many different ways. I truly do love video games... or I certainly used to.

This isn't saying my love for games is gone. I still enjoy gaming in general, but I feel like gaming isn't even remotely what it used to be. I'm not talking about multiplayer or all the social networking involved in the gaming industry now. It's how most games are going the route of graphics with an overly convoluted (non-RPG games) and massive number of cutscenes.

What happened to keeping the story short and simple or integrated within the gameplay? I mean... I shouldn't have to stop every four to five minutes for a small cutscene and a handful of lines. (I realize that twinge of irony with this being an RPG blog and complaining about too much story... but I'll get to it soon.) I miss all those times where video games were purely about the gameplay. Where you pick up, click a few screens, and then you are playing! Maybe there's an intro to explain the basic story. Hell, maybe the story is part of the title screen as it loads. There's a time and place for story weaving, and it's not all the damn time!

I guess it comes down to this thought... I want to pick up a game, learn the controls quickly and concisely, and then get going! I don't need a giant tutorial spanning more than 30 minutes of gameplay. I don't always care about this long and interweaving tale of betrayal and woe. It's those times where you want to hop in the cockpit of your ship and start blasting the enemy! Aliens, monsters, enemy soldiers, nazis, and so much more used to be the crazy and faceless (but evil) enemies of the screen. The story was interlaced here and there, but it didn't interrupt or remove gameplay in the process.

Granted, it seems like I'm talking about action and adventure games over RPGs, but even RPGs seem to be losing their edge in a way. (Bit further down.)

This problem feels on the rise for me as games aim to be graphically pretty and superior rather than having balanced and fun gameplay. I don't know about most people, but I'll gladly overlook some subpar graphics in favor of fast, fun, and tight gameplay. It seems that Triple A game design has come to a horrible place of overadvertising their often generic game that releases and ends up not remotely living up to the hype... Or worse, they release something that is broken and is barely a game at all.

And the saddest thing... Is the slow and lessening of RPGs. I mean, they do still exist and many are released, but I haven't really felt the same magic with them as I did with many older titles. You get a few titles here and there like Bravely Default and Child, but anything beyond that just hasn't really been my style. I bought several PS Vita JRPGs and... I didn't really enjoy them. I couldn't get into the characters and the often ridiculous or uninteresting stories. On top of this, a lot of places are moving to the Action RPG style. Nothing against it, but Action RPGs seem to be like a dime a dozen anymore. There's so many of them, and only a few of them truly shine through.

I feel I used to look forward to new games coming out, but more and more I feel either unimpressed or just pure betrayal. They promise more than they deliver, or the game is so much video that it's more of an interactive movie than a video game.

It's not impossible to deliver a game with actual gameplay. Many companies (and indie developers) are delivering them all the time. Hell, my game of the year last year was Shovel Knight. A small group used Kickstarter to deliver a retro-style game that we all both wanted and needed! It was fun, easy to get into, challenging, and just felt like the good days of gaming. More and more I look at the crowdfunded games or the independently made games as my new source of "true" games.

When it comes down to it, I could probably summarize my point of this post into a few basic rules they should follow...

  1. Graphics are not godliness.
  2. Make sure the game doth work.
  3. Thou story need not be complex to be good.
  4. Jack of All Trades is a Master of Nothing.
    1. To reiterate, focus on ONE or TWO kinds of gameplay. Don't branch out because then you end up having a pile of terrible varied gameplay rather than one FOCUSED type.
  5. Mini-Games rarely bring the joy intended.
  6. Gameplay is king.
  7. Above all else, the game should be fun.
And that's all I have to say. Pardon the long winding talk that sounds of angry retro gaming, but I promise it is not. I have hopes for many games that are out there... Just not as much hope as my younger self would have liked to hear. Thanks for reading and feel free to comment about your own personal thoughts on this matter!


~May the Crystals Guide Me~

Monday, March 2, 2015

VGBA 20 - Boar Knight

Legend of the Boar Knight
A Grand Story + Fantastic Video Game Covers = This Album!
Band - Careless Juja
Type of Album - Original story mixed with video game covers.
Genres - Alternative rock plus accordion. 
Favorite Tracks - In no particular order...
  • Songs
    • Matoya the Witch - Final Fantasy 1
    • Title Medley - Mega Man Battle Network 1, 2, 3. 
    • Sword Search - Link's Awakening
  • Chapters
    • Chapter 7 - The Hard Sell (Part 2)
    • This Concludes Side One
    • Chapter 16 - Cheater Can't Be Choosers
Review - Once again, I've been struck by the great presence of the Careless from the awesome duo of Careless Juja. He came along and slipped me an early release copy so I could give a review of another one of their fine albums. Nothing more to add here, so let's hop right into it!

     The Legend of the Boar Knight is a two CD album featuring video game coverss alongside an original story, full of various video game references. It sounds strange and different, but that's far from what it should be called! So that I can be fair to both parts of this album, I figure I should review both portions separately. (That is, take a shot at both the great music contained within as well as the story that is being told.) Let's start with the story and swing back around to the music.

     The story of the Boar Knight is the tale of a boar named Nathaniel. He journeys throughout the land in order to defeat the evil that abounds. Lichs, Dragons, Hipsters, and much more block Nathaniel's path to defeating the ultimate evil... an Undead Butcher! There's a lot of variety and game references contained throughout. That should be a given of course, but on top of that is still a lot of great jokes and humor. The Narrator is a very entertaining personality, and he even teaches us some random grammar lessons here and there. (Something many of us could probably use...)

     It's a very entertaining and well written story overall. If there were a larger and more detailed version of Legend of the Boar Knight, I'd read it to get the full story. The only problem I had... The story is neat and all, but after the first several listens, you almost want to skip the story and jump into the music. (Much like they discussed in the track "This Concludes Side One".) I still listen to them every go through the album, but I'm generally tempted to skip and keep going.

     Regardless of my minor complaint, I'd still say it is a fairly strong story with lots of great humor and good points. I'd rather listen to this than read some of the things I see every day. All in all, the story gets a pass in my book. And you best not forget... We still get to enjoy all that fantastic music!

     In between all the entertaining story segments you get your face blasted off with some amazing video game remixed covers! Of all the bands/groups/artists I've heard in the video game band genre, I'd say Careless Juja does the best about their variety of game music selection. We get your daily dose of Legend of Zelda and Castlevania next to random and awesome and uncommon titles like Mega Man Battle Network, Pheonix Wright, King's Quest, and Rogue Legacy. It's a smorgasbord of video game music!

     Even beyond the excellent selection given here, they show off their talents even further (Inside album joke - Learned something from the album after all!) with their skills and instrument capability. Each song is carefully covered and further improved through the various use of the accordion and many other instruments. They really match the beat and flow of every song. For me, each track is an explosion into a past video game venture (a nostalgia bomb of sorts).

     That being said, I do wish a few of the songs were slightly longer. And that's it for any remote form of negativity to be had with the music. Nuff said.

     A special note before I wrap up this review though... Holy cow there are a lot of guests here! I know that a lot of the voices were done by Juja, but there's a lot of guest voices included as well. I directly recognized Brentalfloss's voice (and double checked in their credits) during the Shop Salesman bit in Chapter 6 and 7. I don't recognize everybody on their list, (Available on the bandcamp page as of right now.) Beyond the voices contained within is a plethora of instrumental guests. I know a few of the people on the list. Brandon Strader, Lauren the Flute, and... that's it actually. I don't recognize any of the other artists directly, but I bet I've heard their material before. (Most likely on a previous Careless Juja album!) /end special note

     The Legend of the Boar Knight is the album you didn't know you wanted. It's got a great story. It's got great video game music. It's the all-in-one package with an explosion of greatness. There's a lot of material to get through, but it's more than worth your time. With enough love and laughs to get you through the evening, Careless Juja (and a pile of guest musicians) has brought us another winner!

Pros - Original story with fun jokes and a lot of wit. Huge variety of video game music contained throughout. Well done covers. Huge list of fantastical instrumental and vocal guest stars. It's everything you wanted in a video game cover album and more!
Cons -  It's hard to want to listen to the story tracks every time you go through the album. Some of the tracks are pretty short, and I wish they were longer. (So I could rock out more!)


The album will drop on March 7th. I've already pre-ordered my copy, and you should get on down and get yours too! Thanks for the read and I'll see you next time... ON RECURRING FANTASY!


~May the Crystals Guide Me~

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

VGBA 19 - Heartbeats in Hyperspace

Heartbeats in Hyperspace
Funky beats + Electronica + Space setting + ???? = PROFIT!!!
Buy it here

Band - Crunk Witch
Sites -
Type of Album - Original Electronica.
Genres - Electronica. Rock. Chiptune. Dubstep.
Favorite Songs - Moonbase Blues and Clash Of The Droids.

Review - I realize doing two groups in a row that are video-game-like but not actually covering video game stuff is silly... However, I'm doing it anyways. Despite these reviews being Video Game Band focused, I don't mind branching out to some highly related bands, like electronica and chiptunes, that deserve some attention and love. I wouldn't bring this to your attention if I didn't think it was worth your time. And guess what? Crunk Witch fits that exact bill.

Now, up until a little while ago (around a week or so from this post's post date), I only knew Crunk Witch's name and hadn't actually given their music a shot yet. I regret not looking into them earlier. I saw them live alongside a favorite/friend of mine, Doug Funnie. (I've reviewed his material not too long ago right here.) The group is just a two person act consisting of one Brandon Miles and one Hannah Colleen. They seemed like delightful people and put on a pretty dang good show, despite the venue's lack of... I don't know what it was supposed to be. Interesting enough music that I'm glad I picked up a few of their albums. Enough about the people and places though, let's jump into the music!

Crunk Witch brings a very unexpected sound to the table. I'll be honest. I had no idea what their sound would be. Based on their name, I expected something a little more... crunk I guess? Like rap with some heavy wubs or hardcore dance music. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING! IT's like some kind of strange milkshake made with chiptunes, dubstep, punk, rock, and a couple other flavors. Despite this sounding like a strange shake, the flavor that came out was something not only different but really good and quite tasty. The best comparison I could think of was something like Professor Shyguy but with a dash of punk mixed in.

From the album's very first song, you truly get a feeling of being blasted into space. You explode into the atmosphere on a tasty chiptune-ary and then thrown into a great space battle with dubsteping. You almost can't help but want to get on down to the music. (Already beginning to see the reason for the name Crunk Witch...) There's so much beat and rhythm that you can feel it wash over your body as you try to hold back breaking down. As each wave of sounds hits you, you can taste all of the flavors of the music contained inside. It's pretty dang tasty to me, but it's not for everybody.

 Even beyond the great beats and sound, you still get some interesting and catchy lyrics. It's not hard to take a great beat and ruin it with vocals and lyrics, but these guys hit a really great mix between the two. Each track comes and goes with its own little story of adventures through space and time. There's a lot of romance-based ones, but that's a given considering the name and all. (Not a bad thing either!) Heartbeats in Hyperspace comes with a lot of story  The adventure through love and space is quite visible. You've got heroes, robots, bandits, lots of love, love spats, betrayal, intrigue, and still rocking with that killer beat. And when the final track comes to a close on Hyper Magic... You get this ending credits vibe from it and almost hate to see the journey finally come to an end... NOW!

Would I say this album is worth your time? Very much so.
Would I say that Crunk Witch is worth your time? Incredibly yes.
Thus, you should go out and scrap up a little Crunk Witch to get down and boogie with!


Pros - A very space-tastic album with a very incredible and original sound. Good rhythm and beat. Great vocals with clever and catchy lyrics.
Cons - Not much here if you can't accept the crazy milkshake of music and style contained within. I eagerly await more things from them!

~May the Crystals Guide Me~